heroes among us

"But I don't want this super power. Why would anyone want to know every time someone around them is checking someone else out?

I also have an uncanny ability to know whenever a modem is running on 100%."

another unknown

somedays you just feel like singing in russian.

fun with translations

Excerpt of a chat with a friend in very badly broken German, translated through the all knowing, and terribly misinformed, babelfish:


-how does it go?
-am I well, and you?
-I am very well well, well I may sun
-am you the Kaffee interested?
-yah, unfortunately, I am on Dearborn
-hmpf
-I am sadly
-tomorrow we go on the Kaffee
-a that am good

Guilty tart pleasures

Mr. and Ms. Malibu: you will be happy to know that I have been craving pink berry yogurt, and it's all your fault.

I tend to get very specific cravings and am somewhat obsessed with fulfilling them. So given that I won't be visiting LA anytime soon, this one may cause me problems.