you've got the stuff?

I'm always happy to get letters in the mail, but you can imagine my surprise yesterday when I received this note from an Erin Marra, a name I had never heard before.


What does one do in this situation? Go through the various #7034 gym lockers in town to see what might be waiting there? Send a note back to Vestal, New York? I started to think this was an intricate scam, where I would find the appropriate locker and it would be full of drugs or money, and perhaps even the police waiting to nab anyone who opens it.

Then I remembered that I was expecting a key from my friend Erin (not with the last name Marra, not living in Vestal, and not for a gym locker) and that this was all an elaborate scheme to prevent potential mail stealers from finding the key to her apartment with the address attached.

I know you're trying to be tricky Erin, but this might have been a little much.
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