Lost in Translation?

K: Do you want me to hook you up with some Japanese candies?
A: Yeah, if you can find vegan ones. We have these marshmallows made with agar-agar but others say gelatin-beef.
K: Yeah, they have plenty of seaweed over there and not much land for sad little pigs and cows
K: We'll make sure they're vegan.

Later that evening...

.....Well, how about you just motion to the candy and oink questioningly?....