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To have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated rocket sled; to love and to cherish as long as you both shall live?

My brother has a great sense of humor. A very fun and silly commitment celebration it was. Great show, y'all.